Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?* by Jen Lancaster. **
Buy it, read it....don't drink Coke while doing so, or you will do some serious sinus damage.
*Does that title rock or what?
**She's from Huntington, IN - how funny is that?