First off, Vegas was great...and I will write more about it later. But I don't have much time, so I thought I would share a page from the day-to-day "Lawyers" calendar that my mom got me for my birthday (Super Bowl Sunday, thankyouverymuch):
From Actual Court Records
Judge: Please begin.
Counsel: Thank you. (to witness) Miss, while you have, if you do have--you still--oh, you don't.
Judge: That was a great start, Counsel.
Yup. That pretty much sums it up.