Email from me to Mr. P:
You know you are having a rough day when you go down to the cafeteria to buy an apple...and then when you get back upstairs you realize that you bought a wax display apple....but you only realize it when you try to bite into it....
(i'm still hungry, too.)
It's true. I bought an effing wax apple. I suck. And the cashier let me. She sucks more.