One of many intelligent email discussions between lovely lady lawyers, A, T, KS & KP:
T: I just love that A emailed all of us to tell her about her smooth a$$ in her granny panty undies. Classic.
KP: Because that is certainly what I wanted to read about while writing my reply memorandum to our MSJ...a smooth butt goes well with a claim for violation of riparian rights :)
A: Riparian is such a sexual word.
KP: God, I wish it were....it's so not. It's two people bitching about boat docks. Not sexy in the least.
KS: It is if I ask you in a sexy voice whether you'd like to dock your boat in my...dock
KP: Ummm...it would have been sexy had you not used the same word twice.... How 'bout "pull your boat into my dock"????
Yep. Riparian rights, boat docks, and sex. Good times.