Friday, February 10, 2006

From actual court records...

Lawyer: You admitted that you've had sex with some of the people there. Did you have sex with Debbie?

Witness: No

Lawyer: You never had any sex with her? Have you ever had oral sex with her?

Witness: No

Lawyer: You did not say down in Coffeyville that you told everybody you had oral sex with Debbie?

Witness: With Debbie? No, man, you don't admit that. no. Even if you did, you wouldn't admit it. No, sir. No, sir. On the record, no. No, sir.

Heh.

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