Has anyone seen that Kmart commercial where the husband, dressed in heart boxer shorts and carrying a bow & arrow, shoots his wife in her pink-terry covered ass while she is unloading the dishwasher?
Yep. Normally, that is Mr. P's modus operandi when it comes to Valentine's Day. If he had a toy bow and arrow, he would completely shoot me in the butt while I unloaded the dishwasher. In fact, he saw the commercial last night and laughed hysterically - then rewound it and watched it again.
This year, though - he gave me diamond earrings....yup, he rocks. I heart him.
What did I get him? Ummm....an air purifier. Hey, it's what he wanted! He has allergies...I told him that I gave him "the gift of life"!!!!